Dear Iris's Wicked Babe of a Mom

Dear Iris's Wicked Babe of a Mom

Dear Iris's Wicked Babe of a Mom

Happy

Mother's

Day

Happy

Mother's

Day

Happy

Mother's

Day

I can't believe you

made this

You are the center of our universe. I will never be able to thank you enough for everything you do.

But I can take you

places and make

you food

Please choose from today's Menu


1 from each section

01 /

Breakfast

• Pancakes

• Ridley's Donuts

• Avocado Toast

All options served with coffee

02 /

Lunch

• Turkey BLTs,

A selection of pops

03 /

Dinner

• Roast Chicken and Potatoes Macrostie Pinot Noir 2021

• Steak and Potatoes Au Gratin Chateau Beauregard 2016

• Chicken Ramen Painted Wolf Chenin Blanc 2022


04/

Dessert

• Brownies from a box, vanilla ice cream and a glass of nice red wine.

Breakfast

• Pancakes

• Ridley's Donuts

• Avocado Toast

All options served with coffee

Lunch

• Turkey BLTs,

A selection of pops

Dinner

• Roast Chicken and Potatoes Macrostie Pinot Noir 2021

• Steak and Potatoes Au Gratin Chateau Beauregard 2016

• Chicken Ramen Painted Wolf Chenin Blanc 2022


Dessert

• Brownies from a box, vanilla ice cream and a glass of nice red wine.

01 /

Breakfast

• Pancakes

• Ridley's Donuts

• Avocado Toast

All options served with coffee

02 /

Lunch

• Turkey BLTs,

A selection of pops

03 /

Dinner

• Roast Chicken and Potatoes Macrostie Pinot Noir 2021

• Steak and Potatoes Au Gratin Chateau Beauregard 2016

• Chicken Ramen Painted Wolf Chenin Blanc 2022


04/

Dessert

• Brownies from a box, vanilla ice cream and a glass of nice red wine.

And now for

your prize


Please choose 1

1 | Spa Day P.C.

Before Jason Isbell on Saturday, get a spa day going with Kelby while Scott and I go be DILFs.

2 | 3 Massages at O2

Use them whenever you like, I'll take care of the bookings and of course all the babies.

3 | A-Frame Vacation

Find a few days, find a nice spot like this one, and go on a family adventure

1 | Spa Day P.C.

Before Jason Isbell on Saturday, get a spa day going with Kelby while Scott and I go be DILFs.

2 | 3 Massages at O2

Use them whenever you like, I'll take care of the bookings and of course all the babies.

3 | A-Frame Vacation

Find a few days, find a nice spot like this one, and go on a family adventure

1 | Spa Day P.C.

Before Jason Isbell on Saturday, get a spa day going with Kelby while Scott and I go be DILFs.

2 | 3 Massages at O2

Use them whenever you like, I'll take care of the bookings and of course all the babies.

3 | A-Frame Vacation

Find a few days, find a nice spot like this one, and go on a family adventure

We love you so much

Dad, Iris, Lucy, & Chunk

We love you

so much

Dad, Iris, Lucy, & Chunk

P.S. I have invested in irisrhodes.com and irischamberlin.com to ensure a bright future for our daughter.


PPS. BOTH of your gifts have not arrived
1. These wee seeds
2. This bottle of wine